1.JB's
Lyricist：Graham Turley, Jack Turley, Kate Turley
JB's, I get so drunk I'm on my knees
I go there on a Thursday
JB's, don't make me leave, I'm begging please
Don't want to go to work on Friday
Every single day, I'm always really bored
Sit down with my guitar and try to learn new chords
I go around town to see what I can do
There's nothing fucking here except a castle and a zoo
There's one night of the week
We all go really mental
The music's loud and beer is cheap
When we go to
JB's, I get so drunk I'm on my knees
I go there on a Thursday, whoa a oh
JB's, don't make me leave, I'm begging please
Don't want to go to work on Friday
Oi, oi, oi
We go up the full moon to get us into gear
We'll always drink the drink 'til JB's time gets near
We walk up to the place and strut in with our tone
Make sure that we're seen until we get back home
There's one night of the week
We all go really mental
The music's loud and beer is cheap
When we go to
JB's, I get so drunk I'm on my knees
I go there on a Thursday, whoa a oh
JB's, don't make me leave, I'm begging please
Don't want to go to work on Friday
We mosh to metal, we skank to ska
We pongo to punk 'cause that's who we are
We mosh to metal, we skank to ska
Pongo to punk, that's who we are
There's one night of the week
We all go really mental
The music's loud and beer is cheap
When we go to
JB's, I get so drunk I'm on my knees
I go there on a Thursday, whoa a oh
JB's, don't make me leave, I'm begging please
Don't want to go to work on Friday
Oi, oi, oi
JB's, don't make me leave, I'm begging please
Don't want to go to work on Friday
2.Johnny Can't Hackett
Lyricist：Graham Turley, Jack Turley, Kate Turley
You only started going there to pass the time away
You didn't do any work but you knew it was okay
You never paid attention like it was just a laugh
But you were having fun when you had to re-take maths
You didn't act like a student
'Cause you wanted to be a star
You didn't like what they taught you
'Cause it wouldn't have got you far
Kicked out, made to leave but you don't care
Thrown out, now people never stop and stare
Kicked out, you didn't like it anyway
Thrown out to live your dream life everyday
You kept on skipping lessons 'cause the effort was too much
You always got in trouble but you didn't give a fuck
So now you've been kicked out, it's time to do your thing
College lasted three weeks but now you can chase your dreams
You weren't made for the college life
You didn't love the routine
You didn't like the social side
Or the whole student scene
Kicked out, made to leave but you don't care
Thrown out, now people never stop and stare
Kicked out, you didn't like it anyway
Thrown out to live your dream life everyday
Kicked out, made to leave but you don't care
Thrown out, now people never stop and stare
Kicked out, you didn't like it anyway
Thrown out to live your dream life everyday
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